How often do girls flirt??

At the outset the question may sound absurd. The initial topic for this blog was supposedly "Do girls flirt?" but I had to change it because it might sound as stupid as the question "Do guys masturbate?".Everyone will argue it as a known universal fact that anyone born as a human being flirts and will flirt regardless of his/her age. We all know that guys flirt a lot(a sad truth) but is it a rarity to see girls flirting? Not quite so. Atleast that is what we are made to beleive. Today's so called modern girls flirt a lot under the cover of partying, pubs and discotheques. They vehemently deny the fact that they don't flirt like guys. The difference between a guy and a girl flirting is that a guy flirts with his chic regardless of where he is or by whom he is surrounded by. Whereas a girl flirts under the stool. They dont't like others to see her flirting. But the level of flirting is what that differentiates people. It is quite possible that a 40+ may be a flirt master when compared to a 20+ flirting amateur. To illustrate this fact and to bolster my theory I would categorize people into 3 flirting levels.

Flirt Amateur: This is the initial level when people start to flirt unaware of the fact that what they do is flirting. These are usually teens who go and varuthufy kadalai to a particular person of opposite sex they like. Majority of the college guys fall under this category. Their flirting is so blatantly visible that if you cross them over you are more likely to wade through knee deep water as a result of their flirting.

Flirt Master: These are people who pretends not to be interested in talking with the opposite sex but never misses out a chance when they get one. These are people who by their talks and looks try to attract the opposite sex and take them for a ride. These are typically none other than the college girls to whom the flirting amateurs fall prey. They are so perfect in what they do and nobody realises their flirting at their level, thanks to the flirting amateurs who come to their rescue. Now we can understand who are the real flirt masters.

Flirt Kings: Well now the next big question is "Who are these flirt kings??". Flirt Kings are the ones who like flirt masters but hate flirt amateurs. But how or why for that matter? Well flirt kings are none other than the college lecturers. You don't quite often get to see their flirting but if they start to flirt neither the flirt master nor the flirt amateur could match them. Lets assume that there is a beautiful girl X in a computer science department(would you dare question me why comp sci dept??). Since the girl is beautiful then hypothetically there are m flirt amateurs (guys from different departments)and n flirt kings (male lecturers) where m is typically 99% college guys (the rest 1% are those guys who feel shy to talk to girls but they have their own means to entertain themselves) and n is typically the sum of all the unmarried male lecturers plus all the married lecturers whose wife are as bad or worse than them.

You can so often see the stomach burning of the flirt kings when the flirt amateurs puts kadalai with the girl. The net effect is that the poor guy feels the impact in his practical marks. In any comp science or electrical/electronics lab sessions you can so often see the male lecturers helping the girls, illichufying and explaining the concepts whereas he never turns to the side to see what guys are doing. And guess what do these guys do?? They talk all gross things about the lecturer when they see him taking to a girl. I certainly have to quote a funny incident that happened in our power electronics laboratory. We had an unmarried male lecturer who flaunted with the girls and never helped the guys. Fortunately for every lab there was a lab assistant who was the saviour for us guys. There was one guy from our class who would pass such lewd comments about the lecturer. On one instance, when we were doing our experiement in the lab(not the experiement using PE devices but about the lecturer) the guy remarked that "Machi!! Avan restroomku innoru 5 mins la povaan paaru (Dude!!See this guy would go to the restroom in 5 mins). Anga avan piss adika maatan aana kai adipaan paaru. (He will not piss there but masturbate)" Everyone went berserk and laughed till our stomach writhed in pain after hearing this comment. One guy confronted him saying that it will not happen.But our very own guy had to defend this thesis and said "Machi!! Enna bet? Avan 5 mins la pola-na, naan college vittu poidaren da. Appadi poitaana nee ennaku Rs 100 thara. ok vaa? (Dude! Whatz the bet? If he does't go in 5 mins I'll leave the college else you have to give me Rs.100)" He was so confident that he never had even a slightest of doubt in his mind. Just as he said the lecturer went to the restroom. In order to further confirm what the lecturer really did there our guy made the betting guy to follow him to the toilet to see what the lecturer did there. Bang!! When the betting guy came out he instantaneously deposited Rs.100 in to our guys pocket. He was the first guy who got a Phd degree in our college even before getting a Engineering degree. We awarded him Phd. in POL(Psychology of Lecturers).

That said I don't know what happens in the case of female lecturers. We asked the Phd. guy about this and he grossly said "I cannot go the ladies toilet to see and confirm what she is doing. I have been following this guy(male lecturer) for sometime and observed what he did everytime there after talking to girls".

I am sure that each one of you have had interesting stories from your college. When we actually think about it now, it brings smile to our face.And finlly to conclude this topic of "How often do girls flirt?" I would leave that question to be answered by you all. Probably we can have a poll result :))